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| What is the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have; the other thinks you have what he treats. |
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| A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!" |
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| If it is dry - add moist; if it is moisten - add dryness. Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist. |
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